****COMPETITION TIME****

[Starchild]

OK folks here is the Living Good Life Best Excuse Competition!

Judges...Me and Stormy

We want members to come up with the best excuse they can for something dying/not growing in their garden/containers etc.

The rules,
up to 3 excuses per member

the best excuse wins a

[glow=red,2,300]£10 amazon gift voucher[/glow]

All excuses can be posted on this thread, yes stormy you can enter for fun...but you can't win the prize as you are a judge!
CLOSING DATE 31st JULY.

[stormy]

i thought it was a weed your honour.
well there was a hose pipe ban you see
i thought it was a plastic plant.

one of those isnt a lie

[mickster]

Lobelia in tubs. All the flowers have been nipped off. Same with nasturtiums, alll the leaves have been snipped off. Same with the Jerusalem artichokes.

It's not rabbits, unless they have rabbit stepladders. Its not slugs because the rest of the plants are intact. What could be doing this damage? An anti gay gardener wearing a balaclava and carrying nail clippers with intent?

Mick.

[stormy]

look for a small caterpillar of yellow and green spots micks, he might be the problem.

[beirn]

That plant was depressed. In fact I bet if we looked closely it may have left a little note....

I didn't KNOW vodka would kill it did I? If I'd known....

It looked just like an ashtray.....

[stormy]

it is an ashtray, you were drunk again lol

[Starchild]

It's supposed to look dead, have you never heard of Emonous Miserablious Gothicus?