Post by mickster on Mar 2, 2007 21:29:51 GMT
Ooo me legs, ooo me arms, ooo me body, ooo I'm aching all over. I've done it again haven't I. I'm always doing it.
I keep on mixing ambition up with ability.
Well it was a fine day, so I went out into the garden. There was a load of leaves behind the greenhouse and everything looked untidy and so I got the leave blower/vac out and sorted it out and stuffed the shredded leaves into the compost bins. I put the blower/ vac back and then took out the workmate and hauled it across the drive and ran a cable out and connected my aligator chainsaw. Then I got my trusty machette and did Jungle Jim impressions, cutting all the side branches off the bloody leylandii which me and my neighbour cut down when the gales blew them over into our roof.
So, once all that was done, I had a collection of stripped leylandii poles. I placed each one on the workmate and cut them into logs with the alligator chainsaw. Now then. D'you know that feeling you get when you're being watched? I looked up and there was 'Cocky the pheasant and his girlfriend 'Mum' the hen, not three feet away from me tapping their feet impatiently. so I had to stop work, go indoors and get the peanut box out to feed them. I came back out again and once they'd fed, They decided to hang around and supervise me.
Anyway, I finshed and put everything away and then I noticed a few panes of glass behind a storage container. So I try one out on the broken pane in the greenhouse and it fitted! Now all I have to do now, is go indoors and cook myself dinner. Sue nuked some goulash I made yesterday, but I fancied ham and eggs for some weird reason. I ate my meal and washed up and as soon as my pert buttocks settled into the armchair, my legs started aching and then the rest of me followed suit. So its ibuprofen city for me.
And our Stormy says SHE'S in a mood?
;D ;D
Mick.
I keep on mixing ambition up with ability.
Well it was a fine day, so I went out into the garden. There was a load of leaves behind the greenhouse and everything looked untidy and so I got the leave blower/vac out and sorted it out and stuffed the shredded leaves into the compost bins. I put the blower/ vac back and then took out the workmate and hauled it across the drive and ran a cable out and connected my aligator chainsaw. Then I got my trusty machette and did Jungle Jim impressions, cutting all the side branches off the bloody leylandii which me and my neighbour cut down when the gales blew them over into our roof.
So, once all that was done, I had a collection of stripped leylandii poles. I placed each one on the workmate and cut them into logs with the alligator chainsaw. Now then. D'you know that feeling you get when you're being watched? I looked up and there was 'Cocky the pheasant and his girlfriend 'Mum' the hen, not three feet away from me tapping their feet impatiently. so I had to stop work, go indoors and get the peanut box out to feed them. I came back out again and once they'd fed, They decided to hang around and supervise me.
Anyway, I finshed and put everything away and then I noticed a few panes of glass behind a storage container. So I try one out on the broken pane in the greenhouse and it fitted! Now all I have to do now, is go indoors and cook myself dinner. Sue nuked some goulash I made yesterday, but I fancied ham and eggs for some weird reason. I ate my meal and washed up and as soon as my pert buttocks settled into the armchair, my legs started aching and then the rest of me followed suit. So its ibuprofen city for me.
And our Stormy says SHE'S in a mood?
;D ;D
Mick.