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Post by Starchild on Mar 6, 2007 10:32:33 GMT
When you have FMS [glow=red,2,300] never[/glow] - Move a load of bricks,
- Lift and move 3 big 80 litre bags of levingtons multi-purpose compost
- Clean out rayburn and sweep rayburn flue
- Chop up kindling wood (little axe Mick)
- Hoover up kitchen
cos afterwards it BLOODY HURTS!  Pass the Co-codomol, Iboprufen and heat packs PLEASE  |
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Post by mickster on Mar 6, 2007 16:27:16 GMT
;D When you have FMS [glow=red,2,300]
cos afterwards it BLOODY HURTS!
Pass the Co-codomol, Iboprufen and heat packs PLEASE See? I TOLD you we were related. ;D Just remember, the pains will subside after about three days. and then you'll bloody go out and do it all again. ;D Ibuprofen flavoured {{{{{{HUGS}}}}}} and electric heat and massage chair cushion to you.  Also. Try asking your GP to perscribe quinine sulphate 300mg. It relaxes the muscles when you are asleep and stops you waking up speaking fluent agony. Lotsaluv. 'dad. ;D |
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Post by Starchild on Mar 6, 2007 17:05:56 GMT
I get plenty of quinine....in me tonic water avec le vodka!
still gotta go shopping though....
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Post by mickster on Mar 6, 2007 20:52:14 GMT
I get plenty of quinine....in me tonic water avec le vodka! 300mg tablet + vodka, is a damn sight easier on the bladder and the tablet works even better without alcohol........Or so I'm told. ;D Look on the bright side. A supermarket trolley makes a great mobile zimmer frame for folk in our condition. ;D ;D Mick. |
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Post by Starchild on Mar 6, 2007 21:02:53 GMT
ha-ha that it did :-)
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Post by stormy on Mar 7, 2007 0:02:50 GMT
ah mate, god we are all falling apart arent we.
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Post by mickster on Mar 7, 2007 20:44:01 GMT
ah mate, god we are all falling apart arent we. At the seams dear Lady. At the seams. ;D Mick. |
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Post by stormy on Mar 14, 2007 5:43:51 GMT
[/li][li]Hoover up kitchen[/quote] you hoovered up your kitchen, bloody ell that must be a big hoover |
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